Funny Motivational Phrases, Words, Quotes

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Funny Motivational Phrases, Words, Quotes List

Eighty percent of success is showing up. ~ Woody Allen

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. ~ Nancy Astor

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. ~ Jim Backus

Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down. ~ Naomi Bliven

Too much success can ruin you as surely as too much failure. ~ Marlon Brando

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. ~ Bavid Brinkley

Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years. ~ Bob Brown

I at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing. ~ George Burns

Success is havin to worry about every damn thing in the world except money. ~ Johnny Carson

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~ Bill Crosby

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. ~ W.C. Fields

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. ~ J. Paul Getty

Success is more dangerous than failure, the ripples break over a wider coastline. Graham Greene

Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. ~ Brooks Hays

Success is like a shot of heroin. It's up to you to decide whether you want to continue to put the needle in your arm. ~ Don McLean

The road to success is always under construction. ~ Arnold Palmer

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounceswhen he hits bottom. ~ George S. Patton

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman - who has absolutely nothing to wear. ~ James Stewart

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. ~ Elizabeth Taylor

Success is a poison that should only be take late in life and then only in small doses. ~ Anthony Trollope

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A suucessful woman is one who can find such a man. ~ Lana Turner

Nothing recedes like success. ~ Walter Winchell

Success has gone to my stomach. ~ Michael Winner

I couldn't wait for success so I went ahead without it. ~ Jonathan Winters

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