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Funny Motivational Phrases, Words, QuotesFun MotivationSelf motivation from these funny motivational phrases, words, and quotes keeps things fun and light-hearted. Read and enjoy! Funny Motivational Phrases, Words, Quotes List![]() If criticism could cause some to quit, the skunk would be extinct. ~ Unknown Did you ever notice that knockers are always on the outside? People always emphasize the negative - no one puts up a sign: Beware - nice dog. ~ Unknown Fifty-one percent of being smartest is knowing what you're dumb at. ~ Unknown Competence, like truth, beauty and a contact lens, is in the eye of the beholder. ~ Laurence J. Peters The only thing some people can achieve on their own is danduff. ~ Unknown There's a thin line between participation and mockery. ~ Scott Adams ![]() Action is the antidote for despair. ~ Joan Baez If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up. ~ Peter David The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit. ~ Dwight D. Morrow It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. ~ Harry S. Truman You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car. ~ Tom Waits Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist; it reduces him to his fighting weight. ~ Josh Billings ![]() The only person who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. ~ Unknown If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatty I will stop at nothing to reach my ambition, but only because my breaks are defective. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant When you reach for the stars, you may not quie get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either. ~ Leo Burnett Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. ~ Charlie McCarthy ![]() Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because they are looking for ideas. ~ Paula Poundstone Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. ~ Oscar Wilde To err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics. ~ Hubert Humphey You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. ~ Homer Simpson Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else. ~ Unknown The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. ~ Unknown ![]() The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. ~ Nancy Astor Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ~ Unknown Men are self-confidence because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images becaue they grow up identifying with Barbie. ~ Rita Rudner All you need is ignornace and confidence; then success is sure. ~ Mark Twain Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation. ~ Unknown ![]() Funny Motivation MenuCheck out these: Are you one of the smart ones who understands the importance of motivation for success? If so, join a group of like-minded people who are serious about accomplishing goals and living dreams. You will also get access to one of the most awesome motivational techniques and ideas ebooks out there. All for free! Don't Be Left Behind. Join Now! From Funny Motivational Phrases, Words, and Quotes to Self Improvement and Motivation Page
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