Funny T Shirt Sayings

Get Motivation Anywhere You Can Find It

Here is a great collection of funny t shirt sayings for motivation. If you are like most people, then you'll take your motivation any way you can get it. And why not? Heck, it ain't easy to keep going some times. With that in mind, take a look at these t-shirt sayings. If you are really serious about being motivated, then keep those sayings you really connect with on hand for easy reference.

Funny T-Shirt Sayings for Motivation

No sense in being pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

Rehab is for quitters.

One tequila two tequilla three tequilla floor.

Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.

Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime for a pig.

Find a penny, pick it up, and all day you'll have a penny.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are freaking awesome.

C.S.I = Can't Stand Idiots.

You say I'm lazy. I say I'm on energy-saving mode.

If winning isn't everything, then why do we keep score?

By reading this you have given me brief control of your mind.

I will conquer my procrastination problem. JUST YOU WAIT!

YOu call it slacking, I call it dedicated inactivity.

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