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All procrastination is Not made equal you know. Below is a growing collection of procrastination quotes that rave on the benefits of procrastinating. If nothing else, you have now found viable reasons to support your lack of effort. Enjoy these quotes that poke fun at a common struggle that we all face and conquer.

Procrastination gives you something to look forward to. ~ Joan Konner

Procrastination is the greatest labor saving invention of all time. ~ Anonymous

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep. ~ Anonymous

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. ~ Anonymous

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. ~ Anonymous

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. ~ Anonymous

After all is said and done, more is said than done. ~ Anonymous

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing. ~ Anonymous

Trains stop at train stations; Buses stop at bus stations; On my desk is a workstation. ~ Anonymous

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ~ Anonymous

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. ~ Homer Simpson

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